“Evenings, but I don’t think…”“Later in the week or earlier in the week?”“Later, but I’m not sure…”
“Let me just see what’s available. We can do next week *looks at a calendar filled with Xs because she is in SUCH high demand* but actually that’s not going to work, how about December 1st at 5pm?”
I said that he is just not comfortable with the idea, but thank you, and he said, "We'll be 30 feet away at all times." I said oh, cool, I'll think about it then, and started to walk away, but he kept talking! So I muttered to mom extra loudly, "If they were 30 feet away Adam would be fine with it, since they'd be out on the lawn."
"It's a small house." I told him. But he still refused to give up. He said that I should go on his website and look at the collection of commercials (right away how fun does that sound, right?) about “How to decide if you want video.” And on it there are these 2 little girls, one of them who cries because her mommy and daddy don’t have a wedding video.
“Do you wax your eyebrows?”
“No, I pluck. Just a few to clean them up.”
“Oh I could totally shape them for you…”
*I make a face*
“They won’t look thin!”
*I look up at her shoestring brows*
“They’ll just give you that lift. It will make your face look thinner.”
Mom: “Or surprised that you actually got a man to marry you?”
I laughed. The stylist got defensive that that’s not what she meant at all. Mom laughed. “Seriously,” the stylist said desperately, “You could get them cleaned up, it’s easier than you think and it would make a huge impact. You’d open the area up, you could put more highlight up in here, you should come in and I’ll do it.”
“Ugh! Do it NOW!” Her coworker chimed in.
GIVE IT UP, LADY!