Tonight mom and I went to Macy’s
wedding gift registry event. When they’d first
called to tell me about it they called it, “date night,” so I wasn’t sure it
was the sort of thing I could bring mom to. They mentioned dinner for “the two
of you.” Which seemed odd because though they said on my answering machine to
please RSVP so they’d have enough food, I couldn’t imagine eating dinner in
Macy’s. Well it turns out they gave us a
gift certificate for food, and had munchies there. Very decent munchies though!
Fruit kebabs, stuffed chicken breast with a plum sauce, little crackers with an
apricot spread and blue cheese crumbles, cheese and crackers, and for dessert a
raspberry crumb bar and a chocolate brownie that was more like fudge than
brownie. Yum. The “mocktails” were lousy, but there was bottled water too, so
all in all, totally worth the trip.
As for the actual gift registry…that didn’t
go so smoothly. We were greeted and brought over to a computer desk where they
took my name and contact info. As usual when they asked for Adam’s as well I
just told them, “England.
So for simplicity’s sake, you can just put the same as mine.” Haha. Then the
woman showed me a printout and asked, “Could you just verify this is correct?”
I looked and said “This is not
correct. That’s not my name.”
“Are you sure?”
“Yes, I’m sure that’s not my name.”
I said it jokingly. But mom looked like
she was going to wet herself, so the poor saleswoman seemed to be nervous and
overwhelmed so I felt bad even though I said it lightheartedly. It wasn’t a big
deal; I knew she just grabbed a different girl’s paper off the printer. But I
just felt really laid back about the whole wedding gift registry thing. I don’t need
gifts for my wedding; I have everything I need already so I’d almost prefer wedding guests
just buy us thoughtful little trinkets than a cooling rack for baking. And
Adam’s family probably won’t be using our registry since I don’t think there
are Macys in England.
I’m really only planning to tell people about my wedding registry if they ask about it.
I was just there for the free food tonight!
Well, we went around with the
scanning gun anyway, and at first it was a little agonizing to find anything I
need/want, but eventually I got into the swing of things. We just about
finished when the woman came over and said, “Stop! Hold on, let me check your
scanner!” She looked and turned to a tall blond and said, “Yes, this is it,
this is your scanner.” The blond looked at me and said, “So you’re going to
need to start over.” Before I could say, “Huh?” the saleswoman said, “We will
take care of it. You can come on back here with us,” and led the blond away.
The other saleswoman started tinkering with the scanner and explained that
everything I scanned was showing up on the blond’s registry! They were
confirming it with her and saw things kept appearing. So they got me a new gun
(a nice small one as opposed to the clunker that was hurting my back it was so
huge) and said I could keep going.
Well, I was more than done at that
point. I scanned one more gift item since I figured if I didn’t they’d think they
upset me, which they didn’t, or else they’d get all nervous that my new items
weren’t showing up on the registry, which I didn’t need either. And we head back to the desk.
They were all aflutter at this
point, the saleswoman started saying something really loud and upset about the
blond, to the point where the other hushed her. She was saying things like she
didn’t know how I ended up with the wrong gun and didn’t know who gave it to
me.
I know how I got the wrong gun.
And I have a feeling she knew too.
First of all, she gave it to me; I doubt she’d have denied that. But when she
gave me that paper at the beginning and I told her that was not my name, I
wasn’t sure, but I thought she scanned the barcode on it, instead of on mine. That’s
why my things went on the wrong girl’s wedding gift registry. I wasn’t certain she scanned
the wrong one at the time or I’d have said something, but it would explain why
that happened.
So I just smiled and said, “It’s
fine, take your time, I’ll just have a seat and enjoy my brownie.” At which
point all the salespeople laughed and relaxed, even asked me if I wanted a
bottled water, and it was all fine. Just like when I registered at Pottery Barn
I got the, “Is this ALL you wanted to register for!?” And I reminded them that
I’ll have less than 25 guests, plus I own my own home so I have everything I
need. At least at Macys they were a lot less judgmental/pushy because she said, “Oh that’s fine, I just wanted to make sure.”
Well, before I left, she asked another saleswoman to get her “a bag,” and told
me she wanted to give me a little gift to make up for the mix up. Again, I just
smiled and said that’s very nice of her and thanked her. What I got was a very
nice looking red tote bag, as well as a beautiful pair of wine glasses! So pair that with the free food and $50 gift
card to a restaurant, and I’d say the Macys wedding gift registry event was a productive evening!
